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"Mr President, I would like to address Mr González Álvarez, if I may, for, last night, the great Italian fashion designer Valentino phoned me. "Hello. Is Mr Fatuzzo there?" "Speaking," I replied. "Mr Fatuzzo," said Valentino, "we Italian, French and European fashion designers are extremely concerned. "What about?" I asked him. "We are concerned about Mrs Laura González Álvarez' report on product safety because, you see, our products, our clothes are dangerous. We consider them dangerous because they are sexy, provocative and fascinating." "That is true," I said, "but why are you phoning me? I am the representative of the Pensioners' Party." "Because," Mr Valentino replied, "as you know, pensioners sometimes suffer from heart problems and so your votes are even more dangerous for them. Please help us!"
I therefore voted for the motion in order to prevent safety criteria being applied to clothes."@en1
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"- González Álvarez report (A5-0133/2001 ) A5-0133/2001"1
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